"Are you Jason? We hear that you're having problems with your mother and smoking. You want to ride with one of us on our bikes, and start living a smoking life with a female gang?"

"I like the idea of smoking for the rest of my life. But joining a gang doesn't sound right."

The girl with the pistol puts it to Jason's face. "Listen, you black-a**, motherf***er. I'm Jessica, the leader. And this is Karen, and we're both 16. If you're going to turn this offer down, I'll shoot your face off!!

"All right! I'll go!" Both girls drop their butts in the grass while walking to their motorcycles. The motorcycles are both red. Jason hops on the back of Karen's bike, and grabs her thick waist. As the two girls rev up the motorcycles and put on their shades, Jessica lit up a Kool 100 while Karen lit a Marlboro Red 100.

"Are you going to kill me?" Jason asked nervously.

"No, as long as you agree to work for us in our hideout and agree to steal cash, jewelry, and rob people's houses for us," said Jessica.

"And stealing cigarettes! We need them 24/7! I can't live without Reds!" added Karen. When both girls drove off, they went to their hideout. The hideout is white, and four stories high. It's actually a former mansion of Karen's parents. When they got inside, Jason started asking questions to Jessica.

"Jessica, why did you kidnap me?"

"One of our girls kept following you back home for a few days, and saw you smoking those fu**ing Marlboro Lights."

"Well, I can only smoke those because I steal them from my mother."

"You won't see your mother anymore, sexy brother! You're now an assistant for the Red Angels!"

"Why did you pick that name?"

"Karen made up the name, since she loves Reds."

"Where's the other gang members?"

"The other 50 girls? Some are out robbing banks, recruiting new members, and stealing as many cartons of cigarettes from every place that sells them. Karen is my best friend, and we are high school dropouts."

Karen added, "Both of our parents tried to forbid us from smoking, and we both took matters in our own hands. Two years ago, we both killed our mothers, and we turned my home into our hideout. Since then, our other smoking friends joined us. We all got posession of guns, and motorcycles illegally. And that's how our gang was born."

Jason asked, "Why did both of you kill your parents?"

"Because we both believe we're not little girls anymore, and nobody can't stop us from smoking!", screamed Jessica while lighting up a new Kool. "They p***ed us off so much, we're going to make life miserable for everyone now! With billions of dollars, we can buy things like food and drinks, but we believe cigarettes should be free, so we steal those!"

"What about house bills?"

"We get free electricity, water, gas, and air from an illegal source," said Karen as she lit up a new Red.

"Does the police know about you girls?"

Both girls laughed. "We own the police!" said Karen. "We threatened to blow up their headquarters if they chase any of our girls down and arrest us. Nobody never knew where my mother lived, so nobody doesn't know where our hideout is."

"Can I have a tour of the hideout?"

Jessica agreed to give a tour while Karen sat down, and turned on the 64-in. TV. She watched a porn movie while smoking away.

Jessica said, "Jason, this living room is not just where the entertainment is, but this is our meeting place?

"Meeting place?"

"Before we go out anywhere, we discuss what places we'll go to and trash. We also discuss our stealing plans for banks, jewelry stores, and gas stations. Open the mouth, so I can dump this butt."

Jason opens his mouth and swallows the lit butt. Jessica pulls out a new Kool and orders him to light it for her. "If you girls steal cartons of cigarettes, how do you carry them back here?" he asked.

"We have a truck that Lucy drives. She's one of us."

"Why do you drive around naked?"

"Because we all believe smoking is sexy, and naked girls aren't really sexy without cigarettes! Besides, we were all born naked, so what's wrong with living naked?" Jason just kept his mouth shut. "Wanna see our cigarette floor?"

"Cigarette floor?"

"Yeah. Basement is the game floor. Second and third floors all have bedrooms and bathrooms. The fourth floor is the floor were we keep all of our thousands of stolen cartons."

When they got up to the cigarette floor, Jessica continued.

"As you can tell, all of these floors are large, and the rooms can hold tons of stuff. This room by the stairway is the Lights Kings room, and right next to it is the Lights 100's room."

"So there are only cartons of Lights in each room?"

"Right. Do you want to open up a new carton of Marlboro Lights 100's in here? You're welcome to have some smokes of your own, and you can smoke as much as 5 packs per day if you want."

"Cool! But I'm more interested in smoking Newport 100's."

"All right. Let's go to the Full Flavor 100's room." When they walked into the room, Jason saw cartons of several brands, including Red 100's, Newport 100's, regular and menthol B&H 100's, and Salem 100's. He grabbed a Newport 100 carton, opened it, pulled out and opened a pack, put a Newport 100 in his mouth, and realized he didn't have his own lighter.

Jessica said, "No problem. Come here to the lighter room and grab either a long Bic or Zippo."

Jason grabbed a long, purple Bib from the "Bic display case," and lit his Newport like a pro. After a couple of drags and inhales and nose exhales in streams, he said, "WOW! These babies taste great! I'll switch to these, and I will work for the Red Angels, in exchange for free smokes and millions of stolen dollars!"

Jessica gave Jason a wicked grin and an evil chuckle. "Fantastic! Let me give you a smokey kiss downstairs in my room, because I want to have sex and get a feeling of your chocolate stick!"
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Part II-Karen turns Jason into a serious smoker

Karen knocks on Jessica's door while she and Jason have sex on the bed. When Jessica opens the door, she notices Karen has another African-American boy with her, and he's still dressed in a football jersey.

"This is Keir, Jason's cousin. He's 14, and Brittany kidnapped him today."

"Keir??" Jason said in shock. "Is that you?"

"Yes, Jason. Brittany snatched me off the field after scoring a touchdown during a game. I don't smoke yet, but she threatened to shoot me if I refused to be forced to smoke."

"Did you grab a lighter and Marlboro Lights pack from the emergency room for him?" Jessica asked Karen.

"Emergency room?" Jason asked.

"Yes, I got them, Jessica." replied Karen. "Sometimes when we come back from doing our evil jobs, a Red Angel might need an extra pack. So instead of running upstairs for a new carton, we can just go into this closet by the kitchen that we call the emergency room, grab a soft pack of Reds 100's for me, and I'm ready to celebrate with the rest by chainsmoking a whole pack!"

"This isn't a Red Angel hideout. This is a smoking paradise," Jason said to himself.

Jason left the room, while Jessica prepared Keir for forced smoking. Jason and Karen walked into her room. Her room had a painting of the Marlboro Logo on one wall, the opposite wall had nothing but Marlboro ads scattered all over. The other two walls had posters of nude men smoking.

"Wow! You ARE a Reds lover, Karen!" said Jason.

"Thanks. I started with my mother's Winstons, but they taste like p**s from a cat. I got hooked up with Marlboros recently, and haven't looked back since." I'll give you a $500 tip if you give me a light."

"Okay." Jason pulled out his Bic, and lit the Red in Karen's mouth.

"You're one sexy black guy Jason. Do you want me to teach you ways to smoke more and become a serious smoker?"

"Might as well. If I'm stuck here for the rest of my life, I'm glad it's with a white girl that reminds me of Jenny McCarthy!"

Karen laughed like crazy. "Why don't you have a Red smoke?"

"I don't know. I love these Newports, and I don't want to switch to Reds."

Karen grabbed her gun and pointed it at Jason, with the cig in her mouth. "Look, smarta**. You don't have to switch to Reds. On the other hand, there's nothing wrong with smoking regulars and menthols. Believe it or not, I also have some open cartons of Reds, B&H's, Newports, and Salems in here. I know you don't want me to pull this
trigger, now do you?"

"No, sexy Marlboro girl," Jason whimpered.

She puts the gun back on the drawer. "Good, honey-bunny. I'm going to teach you how to smoke doubles, triples, and quads of Newports and Reds together. This will help you develop a quicker taste for regulars. Soon, you'll be smoking Newports, Reds, B&H's, and all of the brands in the world!"

Karen spends three hours in her room, smoking doubles, triples, and quads with Jason, while havng sex with him and doing blow jobs on his p***s occassionally. She also teaches him how to blow smoke rings, pumping from doubles to six pumps, direct inhaling, and even smoking single Reds by ripping the filter first. By the end of the three-hour period, Karen went through three Red packs and one Newport pack, while Jason got through two packs of both Reds and Newports.

"Jason, how do you feel?"

"I feel dizzy, but my body needs more nicotine!" Karen now feels devilishly happy of forcing Jason to get a serious feeling for smoking, as well as developing a much deeper smoking habit.

"I agree. But let's sleep together for now until eight. That's when we'll meet as a group and go over our robbery plans for tonight. If you need to pi**, do it in this cup."

Jason allowed the 10 ounces of pi** come out in the cup, and placed it on the table on Karen's end of the queen-sized bed covered with Marlboro Country Blankets.

Karen said to Jason, "Put any cigarette you want in your mouth, and lay on your back, so it won't break while sleeping."

Jason put a Newport in his mouth, while Karen put a Red in her mouth. "I guess you light up before even getting out of bed after waking up?" he asked.

"Right. I love waking up to the strong feeling of sucking nicotine from Virginian tobacco!"

The two got under the covers, with Jason on the left, and Karen on the right. They both fell asleep, each with a cigarette in the mouth.
------------------------------------------------------------------------ Part 3-Jason goes out on a robbery with Karen and Lucy

It's now 8pm, and all of the Red Angels members are all meeting up in the meeting area. All of them are wearing different bathing suits, with various hair colors from red, blue, purple, green, yellow, orange, pink, and even white. Jason is sitting next to Karen, while Keir sits next to Ruby. Jessica is standing directly in front of the TV. She is talking to the group while everyone, including Jason and Keir, are smoking.

"I heard this jewelry store recently opened, and I think they belong to us. Who wants to rob the jewels and money from that store?

"Jason, do you want to go with Lucy and I on a robbery? Remember, my baby is loaded," Karen said, while patting her gun.

"Sure, Karen."

"We'll clean the place out!" shouted Karen.

"Okay," replied Jessica. "I'll be driving the truck around looking to steal some more Red and Newport smokes, now that we have two boy smokers with us. They're Jason and Keir. Any more brands that we need more of?"

"We need more Salem 100's, too!" said Ruby, the only African-American Red Angel.

"Don't forget about the Virginia Slims 100's and Pall Malls!" said Stephanie, who had a tattoo of a Virginia Slims pack on her back, and below it is another tattoo of a lit cigarette.

"Everyone has a partner, and knows their plans." Jessica said. "Let's meet at 11pm at the Drink club, so we can take over the club!"

As the Red Angels got on their motorcycles, Karen placed her two new packs of Reds in her motorcycle cigarette holders, and zipped them up. Jason put his two Newport packs in his shorts, one in each pocket, along with a Bic lighter. Jason rode with Karen, and Lucy followed her on their motorcycles.

"Make sure my gun is in your jacket," Karen reminded Jason.

"Okay."

When the girls got to the Jewelry store, Karen got her gun from Jason. He walked right behind the two gun girls. Just before storming in, all three lit their cigarettes. Lucy lit up a B&H.

"ALL RIGHT, THIS IS A HOLDUP!" yelled Karen, talking with the cigarette in her mouth. Without hesitation, all of the patrons got on the ground, while Lucy broke the display cases, and grabbed all of the diamonds, necklaces, and rings. Jason was busy ordering the cashier to fill the sack with cash.

"Boy, these are gorgeous!" said Lucy. She put some of the jewelry in the bag. Some of it she gave Karen to wear, including a ring with a Marlboro-like ring design, while she put some of the rings and necklaces around her body.

"You got the cash, Jason?" shouted Lucy.

"Yeah, all $75,000 of it."

Karen pulled the Reds pack from under her bathing suit and lit up a new one. She chanted, "Cool! Let's blow this joint guys!" All three ran out from the front of the door, leaving five cigarette butts on the floor.

As they drove to the Drink club, Karen smiled with the cigarette in her mouth and shouted to Jason, "Now, was that a hard robbery?"

"Nope. I didn't realize you girls are professional robbers."

"I can't wait to get to this club! We can trash the place, while we can smoke, and drink our hearts out as well, on our bikes!" said Lucy. All three laughed devilishly.
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Part 4-At the Club

The Red Angels met each other two blocks away from a club called Drink. While the girls waited for Jessica with the cigarette truck, Jason talked to 14-year old Ruby, the black Red Angel.

"Hello, sister," said Jason, while walking up to Ruby's green motorcycle and smoking a Newport.

Ruby exhales smoke in his face. "Ruby, brother. I notice you love Newport 100's yourself, baby."

"Yeah. They taste the best to me. I'm surprised you're the only black girl in this gang."

"After two of them attempted to rob our house, saw me kill my b**ching mother with her own small gun, and I took all of her Newport cartons and money, I left with them."

"I thought you smoke Salems."

"I do. I smoke them along with our gorgeous Newports." Jason chuckled at Ruby's joke.

A truck pulls up behind the bikes. Jessica gets out and opens the back door.

"Where's my Reds?" asked Karen.

"Here. Anybody needs extra Reds?"

Fifteen members rose their hands, and Jessica gave two packs to each one. Karen got four Red packs from the truck, while the other members got two packs of their favorite brands.

Jason asked, "What the he*l do you need 4 packs for, Marlboro Girl?"

Karen shouted, "You answered your own question, pip-squeak! When we trash places as a group, we love to chainsmoke, drink our stomachs out, bribe men for sex, or-"

"POW!" Jason imitates the sound of a gun.

"Right. Now grab four packs of your own Reds and let's go!"

Jason grabbed his 4 Red packs and hopped into the passenger's car of Karen's motorcycle. As the Red Angels drove up to the club entrance, the security man said, "Sorry, young female bikers, being naked won't get you in here. Besides, you all must be 21."

"What do you know, you son of a b***h!" Jessica shouted.

"Let's smoke his a**!" screamed Karen. Karen and Jessica quickly pulled out their guns from under their big, fat br***ts, and fired several simulateous shots at the guard. In only ten seconds, the guard was killed. Jessica even fired a shot at his face and the guard's head came off the neck. Jason and all of the Red Angels bursted out in evil laughter.

"Ready girls?" asked Jessica.

All of the members put cigarettes in the mouth while turing the engines up on the motorcycles.

"Get set."

The members lit up their cigarettes. Jason lit Karen's Red for her, and lit his own.

"GO!" The Red Angels knocked down the doors with their motorcycles, and rapidly drove into the club. People started screaming. Some of the Red Angels knocked over tables, and one of them started shooting the bright lights out with her gun.

Karen stopped the motorcycle at the club bar and asked the bartender, "Give me a glass of wine, fatso!"

"I'm sorry. I don't give alcohol to minors."

Karen takes a double pump on her Red, and burns him with the lit cigarette in the groin. As he screams as loud as the rock-n-roll music being played inside, Karen gives Jason her gun. "I want you to shoot his a** out."

Jason takes the gun and says, "Hasta la vista, creep!" He fires a shot in the bartender's face and dies instantly. Karen and Jason both laughs. Since the bartender's clothes are still burning, Karen and Jason both walk up to the small flame, in order to light their new Reds. After they both take a 10-second drag, Karen thanks Jason for shooting by giving him a smoky kiss by the two kissing each other while exhaling through the mouth.

Karen then pours herself a cup of wine, while Jason grabs himself a mug of beer.

Meanwhile, Jessica drives around the club while drinking a can of Budweiser. She notices a cigarette vending machine. She breaks it open by riding over it, breaking the glass. When the packs spill out on the floor, she takes ones that says Kools and Reds, while some other Red Angels pull up and take the rest. While ripping the packs open, and preparing to have a double-triple of Reds and Kools, she notices a long-haired man smoking and shivering on the floor.

She orders him to light up the six cigarettes in her mouth. He does without arguing.

"I'll give you $5,000 for some smokey sex!" Jessica said.

"No, thank you."

Jessica pulls out the cigarettes from her mouth, with a very huge mouth and nose exhale. "F**k you, moron!" Jessica grabs her gun, and two shots go right through his shoulders. She rips off his pants, forcefully put his p***s into her v***na, and yells happily, "OOHH, this feels great! I feel like I'm in NAKED Marlboro Country!" After three minutes of forced sex, she takes her six lit butts, and pushes them down into his chest real hard, resulting into a burn as big as Texas.

"OWWWWWwwww...." In ten seconds, the man's scream goes away and ends up dying.

Jessica takes the dead p***s out of her body and hysterically laughs. "The good news about this sex is keeping my stolen money, killing a big baby. WAHHH!" She imitates a baby while turning on her bike and lighting up a Kool this time. "The best thing is stealing some more smokes from the defenseless machine!" She reaches over, grabs the man's wallet with $400 in cash, and drives away.

After spending four hours in the club, Jessica and the Red Angels gathered together, while on the motorcycles, by the wide open doors that were broken down by them earlier. Jessica asks Jason, "Did you do anything evil at this place, blackman?"

"Karen allowed me to shoot at eight people. I killed six. I had forced sex with a woman looking like Oprah Winfrey, drank three mugs of beer, and I stole $750 in cash and this Bulls basketball shirt."

"How much did you smoke?"

Karen said, "He smoked five packs, while chainsmoking 30. I chainsmoked 60, and got through six packs of my Red babies." Karen gave out a loud burp, while exhaling a large, smoke ring.

"Let's get outta of here!" yells Jessica to the members. Jason and the Red Angels all lit up their cigarettes, and drove out of the club, laughing.

The club looked terrible after the Red Angel invasion. The place was littered with thousands of butts and hundreds of empty cigarette packs and boxes on the floor, Three graffiti messages said in white: "Marlboro Reds Rule!", "Cigarettes are our gods!", and "Smoking will last 4-ever! F**CK ANTIS!" All of the people were either dead or struggling for life. Some of the dead bodies had broken alcoholic bottles, p*ss, and even brown waste on them!

As the Red Angels drove back to their hideout, Jason said to Karen, "I loved that "F**CK ANTIS message! That should let them know if they don't like our smoking, then we'll make their black or white a**es MARLBORO RED!

"No, Jason, That means we'll KILL their a**es and make them BLOODY Marlboro Red!" Karen shouted out, while lighting up a new smoke, and throwing the lit butt in the grass after her new cigarette. The lit butt landed on an old newspaper, and started a small fire."

Karen said,"Jason, when we get back to our hideout and have our celebration, I want to do some one-on-one celebrating with you. Got the condoms?"

"Yeah, Marlboro girl."
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Part 5-A Red Angel Celebration

After the Red Angels pulled up their motorcycles in the huge garage formerly used for Karen's mother's cars, while each member carried four cartons in the hands, they saw two female Jehovah's Witnesses, one white and the other black, standing in the front of the hideout.

"What do you anti-b**ches want?" Jessica said like a sarge, while smoking a Kool.

The black woman walks up to Jason and said, "I'm Mary, and this is Nancy. We're Jehovah's Witnesses."

Jason nodded while exhaling in their faces. "I know. You walk to people's houses saying tobacco companies kill millions in order to make millions of dollars. That's pure Chicago BULL-s**t!" All of the Red Angels laugh at his joke.

Nancy cuts in. "No, young man. We think smoking is a serious offense because all of you young people are showing disrespect for your gifts of life from Jehovah God."

"Why do you guys show disrespect for your gifts of life by refusing blood transfusions in life-or-death situations?" Red Angel Rachel screamed from the back of their group.

"Isn't it true that Jehovah's Witnesses were allowed to smoke before 1973, and since 1973, that was formed into a new rule?

"Yes," Mary said. "In 1973, Jehovah God shed some new light on the tobacco issue. Since that year, our Society said new Jehovah's Witnesses must quit before getting baptized, and if any current Witness is caught smoking or chewing tobacco, he or she will get expelled from the religion."

"Besides, tobacco won't exist in Jehovah God's future paradise earth. So why smoke in the first place?" Nancy added.

Karen ran up to Nancy and grabbed her literature. "Because we love smoke, we love nicotine, and we love making our lungs and bre**ts as black as possible! Besides, you guys are just as bad as the antis. You idiots forgot that we all live and die, and even if we quit now, we'll die anyway!" Karen took the literature, and set it on fire with her lighter.

The two ladies started screaming. Ten Red Angels placed their cartons on the ground, and lined up horizontally, with a gun in each girl's hand.

"JEHOVAH GOD WILL KILL ALL OF YOU FOR THIS!", the two ladies both shouted at the girls. Then, the ten Red Angels fired away at them. After the two red bodies fell to the ground, Jessica grabbed the purses and gave them to Jason.

"Wrong," Jason said, while he lit a Newport and the other Red Angels all lit up. "You Witnesses should be killed for being brainwashed by the media! God gave us tobacco for pleasure, you losers in hell!"

"Let's finally go in and celebrate!" shouted Jessica. After getting inside and placing the cartons on a wide table, the Red Angels had a celebration in the form of a college-like party. Jessica forced Keir to make ten types of alcoholic drinks, including Long Island Ice Tea, for her. Some of the Red Angels went down to the basement to play video games, basketball, and cards. Others just watched either TV programs or porn movies. Of course, whatever they were doing, everybody chainsmoked throughout the celebration.

"Is it okay if I can chainsmoke Newports this time, Karen? Jason asked.

"Why not? At celebrations, we can smoke any brand we want. As a matter of fact, let's smoke and have sex in my room! I have a taste for B&H's and Salems this time."

While the two were having sex in Karen's bed, and lighting each other's new cigarette with a lit one in the mouth, Jason felt Karen's body. "This body feels as smooth as Marlboro Reds. The lungs feel like they're 100% black indeed. Your br***ts feel like balloons." he said to her.

Karen giggled like a little girl. "You think I'm smooth? Your black body feels like chocolate cake, Newport Guy! I wish I could take a bite of it now!"

"Wanna at least suck my d***?" Jason said while giggling.

"Sure. Maybe you should put some Cool Whip over it first!" They both laughed with each other. Karen did suck everytime Jason dumped ashes over it. He even attempted to hold his burning cigarette over it, so Karen can get a new light, and give him a blow job after the cigarette was pulled away.

After two hours of sex and smoking, Jason asked, "Karen, wanna do some more celebrating by playing video games together dowstairs in the basement?"

"Let me get three extra packs of Reds," Karen said. "Video games give me stress, and whenever you feel stressful, who are you going to call?

"MARLBORO REDS!" Jason sang in the same way as the Ghostbusters song. "And Karen, if you're sick, who are you going to call?"

"NEWPORT 100'S!" she sang. "Oh sh*t! I'm out of Newports and Salems! I need a menthol smoke, or I will make myself wet!"

"Calm down, you naked treasure. You can have my last Newports pack, and I'll grab a new one from the emergency room on our way down to the basement." After Jason got his Newports from the emergency room, Karen lit her Newport from the flame on the stove.

"How come you didn't ask me for a light, Karen?"

"Because I need a BUD Light, silly!" Karen said in sexy fashion while grabbing a Bud Light can from the refrigerator. She also gave him a Bud Light can too.

"Brother, if this is a celebration for the beautiful people we murdered today and the money and cigarettes that we stole, let's smoke and drink our hearts out!"

Jason raised his can while he and Karen walked to the pinball game. "Here's to the most serious smoker I've met during my entire life! You go girl!"

Karen thanked Jason by giving him smokey Newport kisses.

TO BE CONTINUED