The one time I paid a pro at the age of about 19 I did ask her to smoke while she "did it". She told me she didn't smoke then proceeded to give me the worst blow job I have ever received......just my luck, I pick the only hooker in the world who doesn't smoke or know how to give head.

A while ago I posted to this board (I think) about a chance in the 80's for me to have what would have probably been my most rewarding sexual encounter ever, but I had to decline. I was at a club with my chain smoking girlfriend Sandy (who did not know I was kinky or had a smoke fetish). She went to the bathroom and I went for a walk around the club. I came across two hot girls I had seen on previous occasions but did not know. The blonde was smoking Salem 100's the brunette Marlboro reds. I decided to order a drink by the bar they were at. They began talking to me and we had a brief conversation. What they did next, amazed me and I am not sure why they did it (maybe they noticed me staring at them on previous nights). They both dug a stilletto heel into my two feet, one blew smoke in my face and the other flicked her ash on me. They suggested I join them after the club had closed........just as I saw Sandy returning from the lady's room.