Wow, by my calculations, you will need to smoke about 5 and a half packs a day for the next 20 years! Do you really think you can handle it? What brand do you smoke? If you smoke 100's or 120's, you might want to switch to "shorts" in order to smoke a higher "number" of cigarettes. Personally, I find 100's and 120's sexier than shorts, but it might be best for your million cigarette goal. Of course it is not necessary to switch to shorts if you are not currently smoking them. Just a suggestion to help you succeed.

I'm all for you attempting this. Keep us posted!