But that didn't turn me on. The heaviest female smoker that I ever saw was some Harley chick. About 15 years ago, I went to a bar with some friends to watch the Super Bowl. A few tables away was a brownhaired Harley chick. She was probably in her thirties and wasn't all that pretty, but she smoked Salems constantly even while eating. We were there for about four hours and I think she smoked the whole time. Assuming an average cigarette lasts about six minutes (who said math wasn't exciting?), she smoked two packs while we were there. Many think that two packs in a whole day is a mark of a heavy smoker. While I don't find lung damage or other health problems related to smoking to be a turn-on, such a display of desperation for nicotine really got me going.

Anyone else have stories that they'd like to share?