Let's see, the gal my friends set me up with who blew smoke in my face at the beach to punish me for my wandering eyes looked a lot like Gwen Stefani.

Jackie, the emotionally disturbed girl from the rehab center looked somewhat like Vivacia Fox (not quite that sexy or beautiful though).

That's about it, though you will be happy to know the first person I thought of for Gina, the exotic dancer whose residuals kept finding me, is one of your favorites, Jessica Alba. Gina's hair is very similar and her lips are so sexy and desireable. And she is sooo beautiful, but while Jessica has more the girl next door look to me, Gina has a more sultry, seductive look. She is really stacked too and often wears low cut blouses. So she is not really a dead ringer for Jessica, but she is the first one to come into my head.

I might as well tell you the celebrity lookalikes for the four women I dated that did resemble celeberties (two were almost dead ringers for their celebrity twin, while two resembled them very much but were not dead ringers). My former girlfriend Bev, was a dead ringer for Pat Benatar. Bev smoked both Merit 100s and VS menthol 100s, depending on her mood. I dated her for over a year, she was my longest relationship ever.

One of my girlfriends when I was in college was a swedish beauty named Lynn. She smoked Tarytons and looked somewhat like a young Donna Mills with beautiful light blue eyes. Her blonde hair was not as long as Donnas though, she wore it in a farrah fawcett shag style. Lynn left me after about 4 months for a so-called friend.

Cathy, the stunning brunette with a voracious smoking habit as well as a voracious cocaine habit (who I posted about on my smoking ladies board the other day), resembled none other than the gorgeous Kate Beckinsale. Cathy had probably a 3ppd Salen 100 habit.

And I did date briefly a beautiful blonde who was a real dead ringer for Julia Duffy who played the rich spoiled maid Stephanie on one of the newhart shows. I met her in a bar when her creep of a boyfriend got mad and knocked the high stool she was sitting on to the ground with her in it. As she got up he was going to punch her, but myself and another guy grabbed him and held on until the bouncers could throw him out. They threatened to call the cops, so he split and she stayed, and I drover her to her family's home. She smoked Benson & Hedges full flavors and really looked fabulous smoking them. We dated a few times and like Lynn, a friend stole her away (well he hit on her and she was interested... though this guy was just an aquaintance, not a friend like the guy who Lynn dropped me for)... And I just remember another. I dated once (after lusting after her forever, a Salem 100 smoker named Linda who resembeled a young Barbara Mandrel. She was so sexy and always reeked of smoke, but she had a steady boyfriend and I just dated her once when she was probably trying to make him jealous... She was blue balls city for me, I was so turned on just being near her but I got nothing.